Vagina Dialogues: How Would Your Vagina Speak If She Could?

My photo from the 2010 Sex Bloggers Calendar.

Hey Rockstars,

I love the people in my life. 
I know official goddesses like writer and activist Megan Carpentier who recently asked women in a New York Press article, “If your vagina could speak, how would she sound and what would she say.”
HERE’S MY ANSWER:
  • My vagina would have the sing-songy British West Indian accent that you might hear hawking mangoes and coconut milk in a blazing hot market, yes, South of the Border. 
  • She would extol the virtues of her tasty wares in melodious tones that are even danceable at times. 
  • The song would vary depending on the situation so I can’t reveal exact lyrics but I can guarantee that her tunes are richer than any of the Bravo housewife singles!
And you?
xo,
a.

You are the one you've been waiting for.

This is your time. You are ready.

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